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Let's get fit!
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
Created by <a href="mailto:El_Roy_1999@gmx.de">Roy Ellison</a>
Edited by ashram
Read my stories at <a href="https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/ElRoy1999">Smashwords</a>.
<<set $week to 1>>
<<set $baseweight to 89>>
<<set $height to 172.5>>
<<set $heightfeet to (Math.floor($height/30))>>
<<set $heightinches to (Math.floor(($height%30)/2.5))>>
<<set $musclesize to 0>>
<<set $strengthlevel to 0>>
<<set $bodyfat to 127>>
<<set $breastimplants to 0>>
<<set $steroids to 0>>
<<set $steroiduses to 0>>
<<set $steroidweek to 9999>>
<<set $bonuschest to 0>>
<<set $bonuswaist to 0>>
<<set $bonuships to 0>>
<<set $bonusarms to 0>>
<<set $bonusthighs to 0>>
<<set $bonuscalves to 0>>
<<set $bonuslifting to 0>>
<<set $bonusthrowing to 0>>
<<set $bonuspulling to 0>>
<<set $bonusfeatsofstrength to 0>>
<<set $images to 1>>
<<set $heightgrowth to 0>><<display updatestats>><table width="100%"><tr><td width="60%">Week $week [[Switch images]]</td><td>
<<nobr>>
<p>
<<if $images is 1>>
<<display showimage>>
<</if>></p>
<</nobr>>
</td></tr></table>
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="60%">
You look at yourself in the mirror. You are $heightfeet'$heightinches" tall.
Stepping on the bathroom scales, you find you weigh $weight lbs.
For the next week, you have these options:
- [[Train for mass]]
- [[Train for strength]]
- [[Diet]]
- [[Take steroids]]
- [[Get taller]]
- [[Eat and relax]]
<<if $breastimplants<=3>><<print "- [[Get plastic surgery]]">><<else>><</if>>
/%
Your stats:
Your muscle size is $musclesize. Your strength level is $strengthlevel. Your bodyfat is $bodyfat. Your breast implants are level $breastimplants. Steroid status $steroids.
%/
</td><td width="300">
</td></tr>
<tr><td width="60%">
<<if $bodyfat <1>>Your face looks gaunt.<<elseif $bodyfat <33>>Your face looks drawn and you look a little tired.<<elseif $bodyfat <65>>The lines of your face are easily visible.<<elseif $bodyfat <97>>Your face is thin.<<elseif $bodyfat <128>>Your face looks fresh.<<elseif $bodyfat <161>>Your face looks full.<<elseif $bodyfat <191>>Your face looks plump, your cheeks are full.<<elseif $bodyfat <255>>Your face is round, you have a double chin.<<elseif $bodyfat >=255>>Your cheeks hang down a little and your face looks rather swollen.<</if>> <<if $steroiduses <2>><<elseif $steroiduses <5>>It looks rougher and your skin is uneven.<<elseif $steroiduses <7>>Your nose looks bigger than before.<<elseif $steroiduses <10>>Your jaw has grown bigger.<<elseif $steroiduses <12>>Your hairline has receded. <<elseif $steroiduses >=12>>You have a five-o'clock shadow.<</if>>
<<if $musclesize <1>>You are out of shape.
<<elseif $musclesize <3>>Your training yields first results.
<<elseif $musclesize <7>>You are looking rather fit, but there's still a long way to go.
<<elseif $musclesize <15>>You are starting to look quite strong, your muscles are growing nicely.
<<elseif $musclesize <31>>Your body is impressively muscled, but you are still well within fitness levels.
<<elseif $musclesize <63>>Your muscles are quite big now. You could place in a lightweight bodybuilding competition.
<<elseif $musclesize <127>>Your muscles are impressively big. If you don't dress down, people stare at you in the street.
<<elseif $musclesize <255>>You are a heavyweight bodybuilder. Your body is wrapped in hard, bulging muscles and you can't hide it.
<<elseif $musclesize >=255>>You are superhumanly muscled. People have a hard time believing you are a woman. Or a man for that matter. You are just too huge.
<</if>><<if $strengthlevel <1>>You are surprisingly weak.
<<elseif $strengthlevel <3>>You have made a little progress, but you are still weak.
<<elseif $strengthlevel <7>>You are starting to build some strength. Everyday tasks are getting easier.
<<elseif $strengthlevel <15>>Your strength is now slightly above average.
<<elseif $strengthlevel <31>>You are quite strong now. People ask you for help when they're moving.
<<elseif $strengthlevel <63>>People who work in menial jobs acknowledge your strength. This strength gives you a certain confidence.
<<elseif $strengthlevel <127>>You are strong enough to compete as a weightlifter on a national level and win.
<<elseif $strengthlevel <255>>You are powerful enough to win the Olympic games. People admire your strength.
<<elseif $strengthlevel >=255>>Your strength is beyond what is considered possible for human beings. People hush the word "godlike" in your presence.
<</if>><<if $bodyfat <1>><<if $musclesize <3 and $strengthlevel <3>>You look as if you were starving. You probably are.<<else>>You are so incredibly dry that your body looks like an anatomy chart. When you move, people can see every muscle fiber contract and relax. Your vascularity is shocking.<</if>>
<<elseif $bodyfat <33>><<if $musclesize <3 and $strengthlevel <3>>You look very thin and fragile.<<else>>Your bodyfat is extremely low. You are very defined and the striations of your muscles are easily visible.<</if>>
<<elseif $bodyfat <65>><<if $musclesize <3 and $strengthlevel <3>>You look rather thin and exhausted.<<else>>Your body is defined, making your muscles stand out. Veins are clearly visible when you flex.<</if>>
<<elseif $bodyfat <97>>Your bodyfat is slightly below average. There isn't much to see.
<<elseif $bodyfat <128>>Your bodyfat is pretty average.
<<elseif $bodyfat <161>>You may be slightly above average regarding your bodyfat. There is slight flab all over your body.
<<elseif $bodyfat <191>>You are curvy. Your body looks softer and plump.
<<elseif $bodyfat <255>>You are quite fat, there's no other way to say it. There is a certain chubbiness to you.
<<elseif $bodyfat >=255>>You are grotesquely overweight. You wouldn't look out of place in a sumo ring.
<</if>><<if $breastimplants is 0>>You have natural breasts.
<<elseif $breastimplants is 1>>You have a 400cc implant in each of your breasts.
<<elseif $breastimplants is 2>>You have a 800cc implant in each of your breasts.
<<elseif $breastimplants is 3>>You have a 1,600cc implant in each of your breasts.
<<elseif $breastimplants is 4>>You have a 3,200cc implant in each of your breasts.
<</if>>
<<if $breastimplants >0 and $bodyfat<65>>The shape of your implants is clearly visible under your skin.
<</if>>
<<if $steroids is 1>>You are on week <<print $week-$steroidweek>> of your cycle. You have <<print 4-($week-$steroidweek)>> <<if (4-($week-$steroidweek)is 1)>>week<<else>>weeks<</if>> left.<<else>><</if>>
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<td>
Your measurements are:
Chest - <<print $chestsizenatural>> inches <<if $breastimplants >0>> - With implants: <<print $chestsizeimplants.toFixed(1)>> inches<</if>>
Waist - <<print $waistsize.toFixed(1)>> inches
Hips - <<print $hipssize.toFixed(1)>> inches
Arms - <<print $armssize.toFixed(1)>> inches
Thighs - <<print $thighssize.toFixed(1)>> inches
Calves - <<print $calvessize.toFixed(1)>> inches
You have <<if $cupsizelevel <= 0>>AA cups.<<elseif $cupsizelevel eq 1>>A cups.<<elseif $cupsizelevel eq 2>>B cups.<<elseif $cupsizelevel eq 3>>C cups.<<elseif $cupsizelevel eq 4>>D cups.<<elseif $cupsizelevel eq 5>>DD cups.<<elseif $cupsizelevel eq 6>>F cups.<<elseif $cupsizelevel eq 7>>G cups.<<elseif $cupsizelevel eq 8>>H cups.<<elseif $cupsizelevel eq 9>>I cups.<<elseif $cupsizelevel >= 10>>breasts too big for regular shops. Your bras are custom-made.<</if>>
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You focus your training on building big muscles.
<<if $musclesize <1>>You try to build some foundation and do some bodyweight exercises.<<elseif $musclesize <3>>Seeing first successes, you increase your workouts.<<elseif $musclesize <7>>You choose moderate weights and build your muscle carefully. You hope to see some decent results soon.<<elseif $musclesize <15>>Your training routine is getting more complex and focused on specific muscle groups. You want to make sure they are all well-developed. <<elseif $musclesize <31>>You train using heavy weights and struggle to push your maximum up. You want to grow bigger fast and you see it pays off. <<elseif $musclesize <127>>You look impressive. Your training regime is strict and focused. As you increase your workouts, your muscles start to grow huge. <<elseif $musclesize <192>>Your physique is now really big and you work hard on continually improving. Your size is constantly growing and people ogle your body all the time when you train. <<elseif $musclesize <255>>Few people at the gym are your size now. You train hard with the heaviest weights available, your movements carefully designed to optimize your gains. You have to be careful: Your muscles are so large they get in the way sometimes. <<elseif $musclesize >=255>>Your training routine is an inspiration to all size freaks. Your enormously muscled body needs to be carefully developed with special exercises that target your bodyparts precisely so as to coax the last bit of growth from them.<</if>>
After a week of hard training, you are exhausted, but you hope you made progress.
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
<<if $musclesize>14 and $strengthlevel>14>>
[[Focus your training on your pecs]]
[[Focus your training on your abs]]
[[Focus your training on your glutes]]
[[Focus your training on your arms]]
[[Focus your training on your quads]]
[[Focus your training on your calves]]<</if>>
<<if $steroids is 0>><<set $musclesize += 4, $strengthlevel += 2, $bodyfat += 0.5, $week += 1, $strain to 1, $bonuschest +=0.5, $bonuswaist +=0.5, $bonuships +=0.5, $bonusarms +=0.5, $bonusthighs +=0.5, $bonuscalves +=0.5>><</if>>
<<if $steroids is 1>><<set $musclesize += 6, $strengthlevel += 2.5, $bodyfat += 0.5, $week += 1, $strain to 1, $bonuschest +=0.5, $bonuswaist +=0.5, $bonuships +=0.5, $bonusarms +=0.5, $bonusthighs +=0.5, $bonuscalves +=0.5>><</if>>
You want to build up your power and be able to lift big.
<<if $strengthlevel <1>>You pick up the smallest weights you can find. It's really hard for you lift them, but somehow, you manage.<<elseif $strengthlevel <3>>You choose slightly bigger weights now. They are still very heavy for you and you struggle to lift them.<<elseif $strengthlevel <7>>You exercise with moderate weights. The training goes along well and you are able to push yourself to new heights.<<elseif $strengthlevel <15>>You focus on precision and train consciously. The weights are rather average, but you feel your strength improving. <<elseif $strengthlevel <31>>You use heavy weights now. The other patrons at the gym are skeptical and afraid you might hurt yourself. You manage to finish your workout without problems.<<elseif $strengthlevel <127>>You train hard using professional weights. New members ask you how to perform certain lifts. For you, it's all about precision and power.
<<elseif $strengthlevel <192>>You train with the biggest weights the gym has available. Lifting them is hard and people can't stop staring as you challenge yourself every day.<<elseif $strengthlevel <255>>Your training sessions are insane displays of power. You work out with the heaviest weights available and constantly try to improve your strength and form. <<elseif $strengthlevel >=255>>You now use custom weights, the only equipment still able to challenge you. Your workout sessions are long and harrowing and the other patrons seem almost afraid when they watch you pump out reps.<</if>>
After a week of hard training, you are exhausted, but you hope you made progress.
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
<<if $musclesize>14 and $strengthlevel>14>>
[[Focus your training on lifting]]
[[Focus your training on throwing]]
[[Focus your training on pulling]]
[[Focus your training on feats of strength]]
<</if>>
<<if $steroids is 0>><<set $musclesize += 2, $strengthlevel += 4, $bodyfat += 2, $week += 1, $strain to 1>><</if>>
<<if $steroids is 1>><<set $musclesize += 3, $strengthlevel += 5, $bodyfat += 2, $week += 1, $strain to 1>><</if>>
You continue your training, but you watch your eating habits.
<<if $bodyfat <1>>You basically subsist on water. Your diet is incredibly harsh. <<elseif $bodyfat <33>>Your diet is very hard. You use mostly liquid nutrition and carefully watch your intake. <<elseif $bodyfat <65>>You monitor your eating habits carefully and stick to your diet religiously.<<elseif $bodyfat <97>>Your diet is strict, but you still allow yourself occasional pleasures. <<elseif $bodyfat <128>>You pursue a diet of clean eating and cut out junkfood. You watch your body's needs and fill them accordingly.<<elseif $bodyfat <161>>You reduce your caloric intake and skip meals according to your plan. <<elseif $bodyfat <191>>You eat less and try to choose your food carefully. <<elseif $bodyfat <255>>You make an effort to slowly reduce the amount of sweets and fat you are gorging yourself with. It's annoying. <<elseif $bodyfat >=255>>You decide to eventually get rid of the snacks in your apartment. Eventually.<</if>>
After a week of dieting, you are exhausted, but you hope you made progress.
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
<<set $musclesize -=1, $strengthlevel -=1, $bodyfat -=4, $week +=1, $bonuschest -=0.5, $bonuswaist -=0.5, $bonuships -=0.5, $bonusarms -=0.5, $bonusthighs -=0.5, $bonuscalves -=0.5>>
<<if $breastimplants is 0>>You decide to get breast implants to enhance your bust size. The surgeon recommends small implants. The operation goes well and your breasts have grown quite a bit. <<elseif $breastimplants is 1>>You decide to get bigger breast implants. The surgeon is careful to inform you of the additional risks. The operation goes well and you now sport big, round breasts. <<elseif $breastimplants is 2>>You decide to get your third enlargement. It takes some time to convince the surgeon to go ahead. After the operation, you are surprised by the size and weight of your breasts. <<elseif $breastimplants is 3>>You decide to enlarge your breasts one last time. The surgeon is against it, but you manage to make him do the operation. Despite all fears, it goes well and you wake up to a pair of truly enormous breasts.<</if>>
After four weeks of recovery, you are looking forward to see the results.
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
<<set $musclesize -=4, $strengthlevel -=2, $bodyfat +=2, $breastimplants +=1, $week +=4, $bonuschest -=1, $bonuswaist -=1, $bonuships -=1, $bonusarms -=1, $bonusthighs -=1, $bonuscalves -=1>>You decide to start a cycle of steroids to improve your growth.
You will see improvements over the next weeks, but be careful of side-effects.
<<if $steroiduses <1>>You try this for the first time. The pills look rather harmless.<<elseif $steroiduses <2>>You stick to the pills, hoping for more results. <<elseif $steroiduses <5>>You pick the stronger stuff. The pill combination you take now are rather complex. <<elseif $steroiduses <7>>You switch the pills for injections. This stuff is supposed to work better with less side-effects.<<elseif $steroiduses <10>>The gear you are on now is amazingly effective, but your butt looks like a pincushion.<<elseif $steroiduses <12>>The stuff you take now is something only professionals are willing to touch. It's effective, though. <<elseif $steroiduses >=12>>This gear is really strange. Even the people who sold it to you advised against it. <</if>>
You will have to train hard to make this worthwhile.
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
<<set $steroids to 1, $steroidweek to $week, $steroiduses +=1>>
You just take it easy for a week, eat whatever you want and skip training. There are other things in life.
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
<<if $strain is 1>><<set $musclesize +=0.5, $strengthlevel +=0.5, $bodyfat +=4, $week +=1, $bonuschest +=0.5, $bonuswaist +=0.5, $bonuships +=0.5, $bonusarms +=0.5, $bonusthighs +=0.5, $bonuscalves +=0.5, $strain to 0>><<else>><<set $musclesize -=0.5, $strengthlevel -=0.5, $bodyfat +=4, $week +=1, $bonuschest -=0.5, $bonuswaist -=0.5, $bonuships -=0.5, $bonusarms -=0.5, $bonusthighs -=0.5, $bonuscalves -=0.5>><</if>>You decide to train your pecs harder to build a bigger chest.
You load a total of <<if $bonuschest <4>><<print (((36+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*4))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuschest <8>><<print (((62+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*4))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuschest <12>><<print (((94+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*4))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuschest <16>><<print (((140+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*6))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuschest <20>><<print (((188+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*6))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuschest <24>><<print (((208+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*8))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuschest >=24>><<print (((262+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*10))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><</if>> lbs. on the rack and hit the weights.
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
<<if $steroids is 0>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonuschest +=0.5>><</if>>
<<if $steroids is 1>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonuschest +=1.5>><</if>>
You decide to focus on your abs and build a harder midsection.
You get to work doing situps and crunches. You do a total of <<if $bonuswaist <4>><<print (((20+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*8))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuswaist <8>><<print (((35+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*8))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuswaist <12>><<print (((50+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*10))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuswaist <16>><<print (((70+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*10))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuswaist <20>><<print (((95+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*12))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuswaist <24>><<print (((120+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*12))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuswaist >=24>><<print (((145+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*14))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><</if>> before you are exhausted.
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
<<if $steroids is 0>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonuswaist +=0.5>><</if>>
<<if $steroids is 1>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonuswaist +=1.5>><</if>>
You decide to train your glutes harder to build a bigger butt.
You load <<if $bonuships <4>><<print (((22+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*7))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuships <8>><<print (((36+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*8))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuships <12>><<print (((51+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*9))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuships <16>><<print (((69+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*10))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuships <20>><<print (((94+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*11))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuships <24>><<print (((118+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*12))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuships >=24>><<print (((140+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*13))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><</if>> lbs. hips and start thrusting.
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
<<if $steroids is 0>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonuships +=0.5>><</if>>
<<if $steroids is 1>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonuships +=1.5>><</if>>
You train your biceps and triceps harder to give yourself bigger arms.
You decide to curl <<if $bonusarms <4>><<print (((12+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*2))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonusarms <8>><<print (((27+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*2))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonusarms <12>><<print (((45+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*2))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonusarms <16>><<print (((71+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*3))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonusarms <20>><<print (((102+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*4))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonusarms <24>><<print (((122+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*8))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonusarms >=24>><<print (((157+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*9))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><</if>> lbs. and start pumping.
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
<<if $steroids is 0>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonusarms +=0.5>><</if>>
<<if $steroids is 1>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonusarms +=1.5>><</if>>
You decide to intensely train your quads to build more massive thighs.
You load a total of <<if $bonusthighs <4>><<print (((55+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*5))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonusthighs <8>><<print (((91+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*7))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonusthighs <12>><<print (((139+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*7))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonusthighs <16>><<print (((197+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*10))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonusthighs <20>><<print (((261+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*16))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonusthighs <24>><<print (((323+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*20))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonusthighs >=24>><<print (((346+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*23))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><</if>> lbs. on the rack and start squatting.
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
<<if $steroids is 0>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonusthighs +=0.5>><</if>>
<<if $steroids is 1>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonusthighs +=1.5>><</if>>
You train your calves hard to make them bigger.
You load <<if $bonuscalves <4>><<print (((15+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*2))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuscalves <8>><<print (((29+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*2))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuscalves <12>><<print (((44+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*3))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuscalves <16>><<print (((69+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*4))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuscalves <20>><<print (((98+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*5))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuscalves <24>><<print (((121+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*7))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><<elseif $bonuscalves >=24>><<print (((153+(($strengthlevel-14)/12*8))/10).toFixed(0)*10)>><</if>> lbs. on your shoulders and start doing raises.
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
<<if $steroids is 0>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonuscalves +=0.5>><</if>>
<<if $steroids is 1>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonuscalves +=1.5>><</if>>
You work hard at lifting ever heavier things.
<<set $liftlevel to (Math.ceil($strengthlevel/12+$bonuslifting/2))>>
You are now able to deadlift <<print ($liftlevel)*35>> pounds.
<<if $liftlevel >10>>You manage to lift <<print $liftlevel*15>> pound Atlas Stones.<<else>><</if>>
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
<<if $steroids is 0>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonuslifting +=1>><</if>>
<<if $steroids is 1>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonuslifting +=2>><</if>>You hone your skills at launching heavy things in the air.
<<set $throwlevel to (Math.ceil($strengthlevel/12+$bonusthrowing/2))>>
You are now able to launch a shot <<print (((Math.sqrt($throwlevel))*12).toFixed(1))>> feet.
<<if $throwlevel >10>>You succeed at tossing a 60-pound keg <<print (((Math.sqrt($throwlevel))*3.3).toFixed(1))>> feet.<<else>><</if>>
<<if $throwlevel >15>>You succeed at tossing a 100-pound stone <<print (((Math.sqrt($throwlevel))*2.5).toFixed(1))>> feet.<<else>><</if>>
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
<<if $steroids is 0>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonusthrowing +=1>><</if>>
<<if $steroids is 1>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonusthrowing +=2>><</if>>You train hard to move heavy stuff using the power of your muscles.
<<set $pulllevel to (Math.floor(Math.pow(($strengthlevel/256*80+$bonuspulling/24*40+2),2.5)))>>
You can pull <<print $pulllevel>> pounds.
That's <<if $pulllevel >=150000>><<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/150000))>> commercial jet<<if (Math.floor($pulllevel/150000))>1>>s<</if>> or <<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/50000))>> heavy trucks. <<elseif $pulllevel >=100000>><<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/100000))>> haul truck<<if (Math.floor($pulllevel/100000))>1>>s<</if>> or <<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/26000))>> medium trucks.<<elseif $pulllevel >=50000>><<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/50000))>> heavy truck<<if (Math.floor($pulllevel/50000))>1>>s<</if>> or <<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/12000))>> light trucks. <<elseif $pulllevel >=26000>><<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/26000))>> medium truck<<if (Math.floor($pulllevel/26000))>1>>s<</if>> or <<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/6000))>> SUVs.<<elseif $pulllevel >=12000>><<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/12000))>> light truck<<if (Math.floor($pulllevel/12000))>1>>s<</if>> or <<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/4500))>> sedans.<<elseif $pulllevel >=6000>><<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/6000))>> SUV<<if (Math.floor($pulllevel/6000))>1>>s<</if>> or <<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/2000))>> compact cars.<<elseif $pulllevel >=4500>><<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/4500))>> sedan<<if (Math.floor($pulllevel/4500))>1>>s<</if>> or <<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/1000))>> heavy bikes.<<elseif $pulllevel >=2000>><<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/2000))>> compact car<<if (Math.floor($pulllevel/2000))>1>>s<</if>> or <<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/500))>> regular motorbikes.<<elseif $pulllevel >=1000>><<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/1000))>> heavy bike<<if (Math.floor($pulllevel/1000))>1>>s<</if>> or <<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/200))>> mopeds.<<elseif $pulllevel >=500>><<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/500))>> regular motorbike<<if (Math.floor($pulllevel/500))>1>>s<</if>> or <<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/100))>> fully loaded pallet trucks.<<elseif $pulllevel >=200>><<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/200))>> moped<<if (Math.floor($pulllevel/200))>1>>s<</if>> or <<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/50))>> fully loaded supermarket trolleys. <<elseif $pulllevel >=100>><<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/100))>> fully loaded pallet truck<<if (Math.floor($pulllevel/100))>1>>s<</if>> or <<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/25))>> fully loaded shopping trolleys.<<elseif $pulllevel >=50>><<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/50))>> fully loaded supermarket trolleys<<if (Math.floor($pulllevel/50))>1>>s<</if>>.<<elseif $pulllevel >=25>><<print (Math.floor($pulllevel/25))>> fully loaded shopping trolleys<<if (Math.floor($pulllevel/25))>1>>s<</if>>.<<else>><</if>>
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
<<if $steroids is 0>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonuspulling +=1>><</if>>
<<if $steroids is 1>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonuspulling +=2>><</if>>You train to use your strength in novel and entertaining ways.
<<set $powerlevel to ($strengthlevel/12+$bonusfeatsofstrength/2)>>
<<if $powerlevel <= 1>>
You pick up a wooden stick in the park and test it. It seems rather sturdy. You nod to yourself and try to break it. After the second try, it breaks with a satisfying crack.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 2>>
At a party, you tell the other guests that you've joined a gym and work out. A thin guy laughs and challenges you to an arm-wrestling match. Jokingly, you agree. You lock hands and start to push. It takes a while to find your position and your hands move back and forth, but eventually, you gain the upper hand and finally push his arm down on the table. You feel a certain satisfaction.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 3>>
You empty the trash. In it, you find an empty can. You look around to make sure nobody sees you, then you take it and put it between your palms. You grin as you squeeze against it. With a crunch, the metal compacts in your hand. Smiling, you put it in the dumpster.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 4>>
You are on the beach, spending time with some friends. One of them has a rope for tug of war with him. Soon, two teams are formed and people are having fun. After a few matches, one of the guys challenges you to a one-on-one. You agree and take up position. Neither of you holds back. You lean into the rope and really struggle to defeat him. There's a lot of stumbling and grunting, it's all very unladylike, but then, you see a short moment of weakness and you strike hard. With a curse, he falls over and you pull him down. The audience cheers!
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 5>>
At a team-building exercise, the participants are supposed to form groups of three and carry each other over a distance. Your partners manage the first round very well, but then, one of them twists his ankle. He howls with pain. The girl you're supposed to carry can't help you now. That would be a reason to be disqualified. With a grin, you load her on your back and run to the goal, before returning for the injured colleague. As you sprint to the finish, you're overtaken by the others, but you smile as the guy on your back goes "Woo!".
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 6>>
A friend of yours is moving. She asks for help, but you're the only person that turns up. Together, you manage to move most of the stuff, but then, there's still the fridge left. With a sigh, you load it on your back and struggle up the four storeys to her apartment. You have to take a break several times and you're really exhausted when you're done, but you're also glad when the stupid thing is finally up there.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 7>>
"I bet you can't break it between your legs!"
You were all pretty drunk that day. Your friend explained that a head is roughly as big and robust as a watermelon. Hence, crash tests for helmets could be done with watermelons. Then, somehow, the conversation moved to crushing heads between legs. What a weirdo!
"Whatever. You got a watermelon?"
It turned out he did. Moments later, you were on the floor, having spread some plastic to prevent the expected mess. You wrap your legs around the melon. It feels cold and wet against your thighs. You nod and start to squeeze. Nothing happens. You push yourself harder. With another effort, there is a faint crack. Your friends stare at you. You blush and give it a third squeeze. With a crunch, the poor thing breaks open and spills its guts all over the place.
"Ew. Gross!"
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 8>>
At your usual bar, two people approached you.
"We heard you're pretty strong."
You shrugged.
"We want to challenge you to arm-wrestling."
"Seriously?"
They nodded. You accepted and quickly finished them both. Laughing, the two men suggested going up against them both at the same time. You agreed and got to it. A crowd formed, people admiring you for your strength. You felt their strength against your muscles. They weren't too strong, but it was difficult to concentrate on both at the same time. You managed to hold them down for a while, but then, they really forced themselves. You had to fight for your dear life. Completely exhausted, you managed to beat them. Barely. Happily, they bought you drinks after the ordeal.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 9>>
At a union meeting, one of the organizers held up a little stick and showed how easily it could be broken. Then, he took an entire bundle and described how it was impossible to break them. You got up and walked to him, took the bundle and broke it whole.
After a pause, he said:
"Better to have you on our side."
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 10>>
"I lost the key to my bike lock! I hate this. Do you have a metal saw?"
Your neighbor was angry and frustrated. Sadly, you couldn't help her. Or could you?
"No, but maybe I can help you."
"Please!"
You walked over to the bike and grabbed the chain with both hands. She was skeptical:
"Seriously?"
"Let me try. If it doesn't work, we can still go to the tool shop."
You flexed your muscles and pulled hard. You could feel the pain in your hands and your chest. This was really hard. You had to stop after a moment. That chain was quite tough. Another pull. Nothing.
"Maybe we should go to the tool shop."
"No, let me give it one last try."
You pulled hard. Your arms were aching. The stupid thing wouldn't budge, and you thought you'd failed, but then, it opened a little bit. The small success gave you the power to continue. With a final pull, you opened one of the chain links and released the bike. You were sore, but victorious.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 11>>
"Open up!"
You were all pretty drunk. One of your friends locked himself in the room with the fridge and you all ended up outside and dry. Angrily, you started hammering on the door. The other people stopped after a while, but you didn't. The guy on the other side shouted:
"Nah! I'm drinking all of this myself!"
"Stupid fuck! I'm coming in."
"No chance. The door is sturdy!"
With a crack, you broke out the lock. So much about the door. The other people at the party stared at you. You shrugged.
"It looked sturdier, didn't it?"
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 12>>
At the renaissance fair, some people were having a pulling contest. People dressed in medieval outfits were having fun tugging each other into the mud. As you passed them, one of your friends said:
"You could beat them all, I'm sure."
"Never."
"I'm certain. Come on, do it!"
"Nah."
She walked over to the field despite your protests.
"My friend can beat you all!"
"Shh!"
You never had a chance. Well, actually, you beat them fair and square, but you never had a chance to be left alone after sending six people into the mud.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 13>>
While picking the apples from the tree in your backyard, you suddenly had a stupid idea. Holding the fruit in your hand, you gave it a good squeeze. With a satisfying crunch, the apple imploded, sweet juice flowing from your fingers. You sucked on them, grinning at your strength.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 14>>
You were well-known for your strength now. People frequently just brought up idiot challenges to see whether you would manage. The steel bar even ended up as a video on the internet. Your colleagues brought a steel rod and handed it to you.
"Bend it, please!"
"Whatever."
You placed the cold metal against the back of your neck and started to push forward with your arms. You felt the bar soften as you applied more and more pressure to it. It dug deep into your skin, but you continued. Then, it started to give. Slowly at first, it bent. You struggled and sweated, even being forced to take a short break just to massage some life back into your arms. However, you prevailed. You detached the bar from your skin and held it up, "u"-shaped as it was. Cue applause.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 15>>
"Faster, my steed!"
"Shut up, asshole!"
You were running in front of the others, your friend José on your back. You still had no idea why these things kept happening to you. Anyway, you were in the lead, the big guy piggybacking on your hips. He was heavy, but not too much. When you reached the end of the race, your thighs were burning, but it was somehow satisfying.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 16>>
"Don't get me wrong, but I don't work as a shlepper. If you need someone to move your stuff, why not hire someone who actually does this for a living?"
All your complaints were useless. You ended up transporting box after box of books and clothes. Finally, there was only the washing machine left. Your sister-in-law made puppy eyes and you sighed. Carrying the stupid thing down to the truck was horrible. It was heavy, cumbersome and the door kept opening. After what felt like forever, you reached the ground level and just stuffed it into the truck. You were tired and frustrated.
"Thank you so much. Now, could you carry it back up in the other building?"
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 16>>
Water was everywhere. There was a leak somewhere, whoever had laid out the plumbing hadn't believed in plans or even sketches. Your friend screamed:
"We have to turn the water off! It won't stop!"
"Well, there must be a main valve somewhere."
"I don't know. I have no idea how any of this works! And the plumber is taking forever. Do something. Please!"
With a sigh, you went outside, found the main pipe and tore off the panelling. The water was still rushing through it at full force. You reached inside and wrapped your hands around it. Taking a deep breath, you brought your full force to bear on it and squeezed it shut. The noise of bending metal was awful. However, the flow stopped. You got up, the imprint of the tube still visible in your palms.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 17>>
The biggest guy at your gym walked up to you and declared:
"You, me, let's wrestle."
You stopped your exercises for a moment and asked:
"Wrestle?"
"Arm-wrestle."
You shrugged and said okay. Moments later you were surrounded by regulars. The man was huge, he was one of the best strongmen in the whole state. Your hand looked tiny in his. Still, you got into position and on "Go!", you started pushing. The match took its time. The big guy was good. He managed his forces, attacked whenever you let your concentration slip and beat you fair and square. You shrugged and got up, when one of the spectators shouted "Best of three!". Moments later, you were at it again.
This time, things went differently. The guy had exhausted himself and you managed to really find his weak spot and hammer him home. The final match was one for the history books. Local history, but still.
It took almost half an hour and was so exhausting you had to throw up when it was over. Several times, it looked as if you'd lose straight away. You managed to recover time and again. Finally, you managed to defeat him and at last free your ground up fingers from his huge paw. Massaging life back into them took forever.
Also, getting patted on the back by a giant wasn't the best thing to happen to you.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 18>>
"The pans won't fit into the garbage can."
"Seriously?"
You walked over to your friend and noticed that she was struggling with the old kitchen stuff. weApparently, the new garbage cans are too small to fit the big pans her mother left her. You said:
"Give it to me."
"Oh, you're going to do one of your tricks, aren't you?"
You sighed as she took out her phone.
"You don't mind if I film it, do you?"
You shrugged and started working on the metal. It resisted at first, but as you flexed your muscles, it gave in and you started rolling up the pan. The metal did its best to fight your crushing hands, but eventually, the pan had been transformed into a stainless steel roll.
"Incredible ..."
You added a gratuitous flex to the show.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 19>>
You were certain that all cans had their opening thingie included, but apparently there were still some you still had to open with a machine. Sadly, you didn't have one. Shit. You looked around conspiratively, put your hands on both ends of the metal cylinder and started squeezing. Your muscles instantly grew into a powerful collar of steel. The metal groaned and eventually gave in, little splatters of spinach shooting from the broken cover.
It was nice not to need tools sometimes.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 20>>
"Stop!"
You ran after the car at full speed. They couldn't see you through the rear window, there was just too much stuff. As you grabbed the rear bumper, you realized that you should have just called them. Well, so much for quick thinking. However, your strength was enough to actually slow the car. They tried to drive off, but the car just didn't gain speed. Eventually, they stopped and got out. You looked at them, completely exhausted. Their expression was a friendly "what the fuck?".
"You forgot your keys."
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 21>>
"Guess what I found!"
You were cleaning out the gym's storage. The other muscleheads laughed as you carried out a stack of phone books.
"Who wants one?"
Moments later, you were all busy, ripping up phone directories, scraps of paper flying everywhere. You grabbed the book by the spine, concentrated and tore it up with a quick pull. The paper gave way under your strength and you grinned as you threw the two halves down and went to fetch another one.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 22>>
"Okay, everybody knows you're strong as hell, but this is above your level!"
"Try me."
The others grinned as Allison handed you a coconut.
"Go on, break it open. We're watching."
"Challenge accepted."
You grabbed the coconut with both hands. The stupid thing wouldn't budge as you applied pressure to it. Your arms swelled, your back expanded, you squeezed and squeezed, forcing your strength on it. The hairy shell was annoying, but at least you had a good grip. Frustrated, you had to stop.
The coconut was still there, happy to annoy you.
"Give up?"
"Not yet!"
You gave it another go, applying your strength with precision. Your muscles ached, you felt the blood pump through your veins. You pushed yourself further, focusing your strength on the stupid nut. Then, finally, came the moment you struggled for. With a crack, it broke, sweet juice running from the cleft.
You turned it over and gave it back.
"Fill my glass first."
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 23>>
"Seriously, José, you should reduce. This is getting tiresome!"
"I don't know. I just eat normally."
"No, you're not. Tell me again why I always agree to these stupid contests."
"I don't know. You like to show off, I guess."
You sprinted on, the fat man clinging to your beastly shoulders.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 24>>
You tested the steel bar with both hands. It was hard and smooth. Impressive. You gave it a first little pressure. The rod was pretty sturdy. Still, this was a thing you sort of had to do. You focused and took a deep breath. With utmost concentration you pushed your hands together, slowly bending the bar. You didn't need your neck as a fulcrum. This was your strength alone. Your arms swelled and your shoulders expanded. Your back spread as you forced all your power into the metal. With a thin squeal, it turned first into a curve, then into a hook. With a relieved laughter, you threw it down, your fingers aching.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 25>>
The camera was looking right at you. You stood there in your leotard, the chain wrapped around your muscular body. You weren't a hundred percent sure this was a good idea. You were confident in your strength, but making this so public felt ... weird.
"I'm not sure about this ..."
"Come on, go ahead. It's going to be awesome!"
"Whatever ..."
As the camera was switched on, you flexed your muscles. Immediately, the chains went all tight. You gritted your teeth as you increased your force and pushed against the steel. The links fought bravely and tried to resist, but your unstoppable power was way too much for them. With a clinking sound, the metal gave way. Abruptly it all shattered and the links shot off.
Your friend gasped:
"Wow ..."
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 26>>
It was only a matter of time until someone opened an eighties-theme park. As soon as it was open, your friends invited you. With your massive muscles, you were the most 80ies person they knew. Clad in a huge neon-pink shirt and some grey leopardskin-pattern leggings, you looked the part.
The moment you stood in front of the Conan-wheel exhibit, you knew what you had to do.
"Steel isn’t strong, boy, flesh is stronger!"
You lifted the massive bar and started to turn it.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 27>>
Beach parties without alcohol are the worst. While all the others carried one barrel in pairs, you took one keg under each arm and started off through the warm sand. The cold metal of the drums against your skin felt wonderful. Carrying 200 pounds just like this was equally satisfying.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 28>>
As you crossed the street, a car approached at high speed. It stopped right next to you with a screech of tires. The driver lowered the window and started shouting insults. You gave him a death stare, walked over to the driver's door and grabbed it. With a quick pull, you ripped it from its hinges. The guy stared at you in horror. Grinning evilly, you walked to the front and leaned on the hood. You flexed your shoulders and arms. With a crunch, the hood caved in, setting off the airbag. You pushed on, finally breaking the axle. Then, you turned around and walked off, leaving the panicked driver to get rid of his wreckage.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 29>>
The truck driver pushed the pedal gently. He didn't want to hurt anybody. The TV crew stared as you held against the pull of the vehicle. You leaned into the yoke-like apparatus you wore. The power of the truck was incredible. You had to really crouch down and lower your center of mass to even stand a chance. The driver saw that it was working and started to increase the power. The pull was horrible, it started to hurt. You gritted your teeth and clung to the floor. Your body, covered in powerful muscles, fought to cope with the strain. The pedal hit the floor. You struggled on, never yielding. The entire power of the massive engine was now working to tear you away, but you held fast.
Finally, the host declared your victory. You could have hugged the tarmac.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 30>>
"This is impossible!"
Your friends stared at the shattered red clay in your hands. They had just witnessed an incredible feat of strength. You had just pulverized a brick with your bare hands, without any impact. This wasn't martial arts, this was pure strength. You wiped the dust from your fingers and let the remains fall to the floor.
"Not bad, huh?"
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 31>>
"You've got to be kidding me!"
At the bar, the guys brought a huge guy. He was at least seven feet tall and built like a monster. His shoulders were like mountains, his arms like oak trees. The massive man sat down next to you and said with a surprisingly sweet voice:
"Apparently, you're the best armwrestler around."
"I guess so."
"I'm here to challenge you."
You stared at his gigantic body and swallowed. This guy was something else.
"Okay. I'm impressed."
"Don't worry. I'm going to play fair."
Just watching his incredibly long and powerful arm getting in position was disconcerting. You laid your hand in his and got ready.
Now, this was a contest for the history books. Even years later, people would speak of this in hushed tones. You managed to win, but only barely. It took forever, you were both completely exhausted when it was finally over and you had to take it easier for at least a week. However, he left, impressed by your strength and toughness. Only later did you learn that he had been world champion. You blushed once you found out.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 32>>
It was one of these New Year's eve stories. Something most people wouldn't believe to be true. You stumbled home, happy and elated, the bangs of fireworks still in the air. Somehow, you lost your way and found yourself in front of a steel gate that blocked your path. You had no idea where you were, but for some reason, you had decided it was the right way.
Without thinking twice, you took hold of the bars and pulled them apart. The metal yielded as you forced the power of your upper body into it. Within moments, there was a space large enough to allow you to go through.
Even to this day, you have no idea where this happened. You haven't been able to find the gate again.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 33>>
"Okay, this is officially ridiculous. No one can do this."
"I bet you!"
"Whatever. Just do it."
You took the bar and laid it between your pecs. The steel was cold on your skin. Your muscles under it were ready. You flexed your chest muscles and grabbed the rod with the masses of your pecs.
Your friend was impressed. Just watching this happen was unbelievable.
Then, you removed your hand, joking:
"Look, no hands!"
And then, you did it. Bending the steel with the power of your pecs was incredibly hard. It hurt like hell, but you knew it was possible. You fought hard against the strain and the steel hardness, but slowly, your muscles triumphed, squeezing and bending the bar into its new shape.
Grinning, you handed the heavy rod to your friend and said:
"You should be happy you didn't bet."
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 34>>
While urban exploring, you discovered an old bank, complete with strongroom. The thing was shut, there were no keys anywhere and there was no sign of a combination. The others wanted to leave, but you decided to give it a go. You fumbled about for a while until you got a reasonable grip, then you started to pull and lift at the same time. The movement was actually pretty complex. The steel resisted for a while, your muscles were getting strained. It was extremely difficult to make your power work on this thing. You really had to bend the bolts out of their locks.
The others stared at the masses of muscle that worked under your skin, but you continued relentlessly, slowly but certainly destabilizing the mechanism. Then, finally, there was a movement in it. You had some wiggle room. You pulled again, then pushed, then tried to twist the whole thing. The sound wasn't too nice, but then, you managed to deform it enough so that it burst out of its hinges.
Your companions tried to understand just how strong you were. You pushed aside the door and looked inside.
Well, the show was worth it. A couple of old bonds and mortgages weren't.
<<elseif $powerlevel <= 35>>
One of your fans suggested that feat in the comments, so you obliged them. With the help of your trusted assistant, you placed a coin between your abs. Then, you flexed them to hold it there. So far, so good. But then came the pièce de résistance. With perfect concentration, you forced your abs together, crunching them into a hydraulic press of incredible power.
The coin folded.
When you were done, a very careful assistant removed the little piece of metal and you could hold it up. One perfectly folded little coin.
<<elseif $powerlevel > 35>>
Your strength is now so incredible that it gets hard to find a challenge. Still, there are so many things to bend, squeeze, fold and crush and so many people to overwhelm.
<</if>>
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
<<if $steroids is 0>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonusfeatsofstrength +=1>><</if>>
<<if $steroids is 1>><<set $musclesize -= 0.5, $strengthlevel -= 0.5, $bonusfeatsofstrength +=2>><</if>><<if $images is 1>>Images switched off<<else>>Images switched on<</if>>
<<set $images to $images*-1>>
[[Take a look in the mirror]] Through whatever secret process, you manage to grow taller. Be warned, though: The growth accelerates fast!
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
<<set $heightgrowth += 1, $height += ((Math.pow(2,$heightgrowth-1))*2.5)>><<nobr>>
<<if $bodyfat <1>>
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<</if>>
<<elseif $bodyfat <33>>
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<<elseif $bodyfat <65>>
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<<elseif $musclesize <3>><img src="/sizes/ms3bf65.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <7>><img src="/sizes/ms7bf65.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <15>><img src="/sizes/ms15bf65.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <31>><img src="/sizes/ms31bf65.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <63>><img src="/sizes/ms63bf65.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
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<<elseif $musclesize <255>><img src="/sizes/ms255bf65.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize >=255>><img src="/sizes/ms255obf65.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<</if>>
<<elseif $bodyfat <97>>
<<if $musclesize <1>><img src="/sizes/ms1bf97.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <3>><img src="/sizes/ms3bf97.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <7>><img src="/sizes/ms7bf97.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <15>><img src="/sizes/ms15bf97.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <31>><img src="/sizes/ms31bf97.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <63>><img src="/sizes/ms63bf97.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <127>><img src="/sizes/ms127bf97.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <255>><img src="/sizes/ms255bf97.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize >=255>><img src="/sizes/ms255obf97.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<</if>>
<<elseif $bodyfat <128>>
<<if $musclesize <1>><img src="/sizes/ms1bf128.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <3>><img src="/sizes/ms3bf128.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <7>><img src="/sizes/ms7bf128.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <15>><img src="/sizes/ms15bf128.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <31>><img src="/sizes/ms31bf128.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <63>><img src="/sizes/ms63bf128.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <127>><img src="/sizes/ms127bf128.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <255>><img src="/sizes/ms255bf128.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize >=255>><img src="/sizes/ms255obf128.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<</if>>
<<elseif $bodyfat <161>>
<<if $musclesize <1>><img src="/sizes/ms1bf161.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <3>><img src="/sizes/ms3bf161.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <7>><img src="/sizes/ms7bf161.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <15>><img src="/sizes/ms15bf161.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <31>><img src="/sizes/ms31bf161.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <63>><img src="/sizes/ms63bf161.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <127>><img src="/sizes/ms127bf161.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <255>><img src="/sizes/ms255bf161.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize >=255>><img src="/sizes/ms255obf161.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<</if>>
<<elseif $bodyfat <191>>
<<if $musclesize <1>><img src="/sizes/ms1bf191.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <3>><img src="/sizes/ms3bf191.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <7>><img src="/sizes/ms7bf191.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <15>><img src="/sizes/ms15bf191.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <31>><img src="/sizes/ms31bf191.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <63>><img src="/sizes/ms63bf191.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <127>><img src="/sizes/ms127bf191.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <255>><img src="/sizes/ms255bf191.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize >=255>><img src="/sizes/ms255obf191.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<</if>>
<<elseif $bodyfat <255>>
<<if $musclesize <1>><img src="/sizes/ms1bf255.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <3>><img src="/sizes/ms3bf255.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <7>><img src="/sizes/ms7bf255.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <15>><img src="/sizes/ms15bf255.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <31>><img src="/sizes/ms31bf255.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <63>><img src="/sizes/ms63bf255.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <127>><img src="/sizes/ms127bf255.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <255>><img src="/sizes/ms255bf255.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize >=255>><img src="/sizes/ms255obf255.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<</if>>
<<elseif $bodyfat >=255>>
<<if $musclesize <1>><img src="/sizes/ms1bf255o.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <3>><img src="/sizes/ms3bf255o.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <7>><img src="/sizes/ms7bf255o.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <15>><img src="/sizes/ms15bf255o.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <31>><img src="/sizes/ms31bf255o.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <63>><img src="/sizes/ms63bf255o.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <127>><img src="/sizes/ms127bf255o.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize <255>><img src="/sizes/ms255bf255o.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<<elseif $musclesize >=255>><img src="/sizes/ms255obf255o.png" width="300" id="basepicture">
<</if>>
<</if>>
<<if $steroiduses >=2>><img src="/sizes/roid1.png" width="300" id="layer1"><</if>>
<<if $steroiduses >=5>><img src="/sizes/roid2.png" width="300" id="layer2"><</if>>
<<if $steroiduses >=7>><img src="/sizes/roid3.png" width="300" id="layer3"><</if>>
<<if $steroiduses >=10>><img src="/sizes/roid4.png" width="300" id="layer4"><</if>>
<<if $steroiduses >=12>>
<<if $bodyfat >=1>><img src="/sizes/roid5.png" width="300" id="layer5">
<<elseif $bodyfat >=34>><img src="/sizes/roid6.png" width="300" id="layer5">
<<elseif $bodyfat >=129>><img src="/sizes/roid7.png" width="300" id="layer5">
<<elseif $bodyfat >=192>><img src="/sizes/roid8.png" width="300" id="layer5">
<</if>>
<</if>>
<<if $breastimplants is 1>>
<<if $bodyfat <65>>
<<if $musclesize <15>><img src="/sizes/implant11.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<<elseif $musclesize <63>><img src="/sizes/implant21.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<<else>> <img src="/sizes/implant31.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<</if>>
<<elseif $bodyfat <161>>
<<if $musclesize <63>><img src="/sizes/implant41.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<<else>> <img src="/sizes/implant31.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<</if>>
<<else>> <img src="/sizes/implant51.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<</if>>
<<elseif $breastimplants is 2>>
<<if $bodyfat <65>>
<<if $musclesize <15>><img src="/sizes/implant12.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<<elseif $musclesize <63>><img src="/sizes/implant22.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<<else>> <img src="/sizes/implant32.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<</if>>
<<elseif $bodyfat <161>>
<<if $musclesize <63>><img src="/sizes/implant42.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<<else>> <img src="/sizes/implant32.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<</if>>
<<else>> <img src="/sizes/implant52.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<</if>>
<<elseif $breastimplants is 3>>
<<if $bodyfat <65>>
<<if $musclesize <15>><img src="/sizes/implant13.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<<elseif $musclesize <63>><img src="/sizes/implant23.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<<else>> <img src="/sizes/implant33.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<</if>>
<<elseif $bodyfat <161>>
<<if $musclesize <63>><img src="/sizes/implant43.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<<else>> <img src="/sizes/implant33.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<</if>>
<<else>> <img src="/sizes/implant53.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<</if>>
<<elseif $breastimplants is 4>>
<<if $bodyfat <65>>
<<if $musclesize <15>><img src="/sizes/implant14.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<<elseif $musclesize <63>><img src="/sizes/implant24.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<<else>> <img src="/sizes/implant34.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<</if>>
<<elseif $bodyfat <161>>
<<if $musclesize <63>><img src="/sizes/implant44.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<<else>> <img src="/sizes/implant34.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<</if>>
<<else>> <img src="/sizes/implant54.png" width="300" id="layer6">
<</if>>
<</if>>
<</nobr>><<nobr>>
<<set $heightfeet to (Math.floor($height/30))>>
<<set $heightinches to (Math.floor(($height%30)/2.5))>>
<<set $muscleweight to 0>>
<<if $breastimplants is 0>>
<<set $implantweight to 0>>
<<elseif $breastimplants is 1>>
<<set $implantweight to 2>>
<<elseif $breastimplants is 2>>
<<set $implantweight to 4>>
<<elseif $breastimplants is 3>>
<<set $implantweight to 6>>
<<elseif $breastimplants is 4>>
<<set $implantweight to 14>>
<</if>>
<<if $musclesize>$strengthlevel>>
<<set $muscleweight to $musclesize*0.5>>
<<else>>
<<set $muscleweight to $strengthlevel*0.5>>
<</if>>
<<if $week - $steroidweek> 4>>
<<set $steroids to 0>>
<</if>>
<<if $musclesize<0>>
<<set $musclesize to 0>>
<</if>>
<<if $strengthlevel<0>>
<<set $strengthlevel to 0>>
<</if>>
<<if $bodyfat<0>>
<<set $bodyfat to 0>>
<</if>>
<<if $bonuschest<0>>
<<set $bonuschest to 0>>
<<elseif $bonuschest >32>>
<<set $bonuschest to 32>>
<</if>>
<<if $bonuswaist<0>>
<<set $bonuswaist to 0>>
<<elseif $bonuswaist >32>>
<<set $bonuswaist to 32>>
<</if>>
<<if $bonuships<0>>
<<set $bonuships to 0>>
<<elseif $bonuships >32>>
<<set $bonuships to 32>>
<</if>>
<<if $bonusarms<0>>
<<set $bonusarms to 0>>
<<elseif $bonusarms >32>>
<<set $bonusarms to 32>>
<</if>>
<<if $bonusthighs<0>>
<<set $bonusthighs to 0>>
<<elseif $bonusthighs >32>>
<<set $bonusthighs to 32>>
<</if>>
<<if $bonuscalves <0>>
<<set $bonuscalves to 0>>
<<elseif $bonuscalves >32>>
<<set $bonuscalves to 32>>
<</if>>
<<if $bonuslifting <0>>
<<set $bonuslifting to 0>>
<<elseif $bonuslifting >32>>
<<set $bonuslifting to 32>>
<</if>>
<<if $bonusthrowing <0>>
<<set $bonusthrowing to 0>>
<<elseif $bonusthrowing >32>>
<<set $bonusthrowing to 32>>
<</if>>
<<if $bonuspulling <0>>
<<set $bonuspulling to 0>>
<<elseif $bonuspulling >32>>
<<set $bonuspulling to 32>>
<</if>>
<<if $bonusfeatsofstrength <0>>
<<set $bonusfeatsofstrength to 0>>
<<elseif $bonusfeatsofstrength >32>>
<<set $bonusfeatsofstrength to 32>>
<</if>>
<<if $breastimplants is 0>>
<<set $implantsize to 0>>
<<elseif $breastimplants is 1>>
<<set $implantsize to 1.5>>
<<elseif $breastimplants is 2>>
<<set $implantsize to 3>>
<<elseif $breastimplants is 3>>
<<set $implantsize to 5>>
<<elseif $breastimplants is 4>>
<<set $implantsize to 8>>
<</if>>
<<if $bodyfat >127>>
<<set $cupsizelevel to ((34+$musclesize/16+$bonuschest/6+(($bodyfat-127)/10)+$implantsize)-(32+$musclesize/16+$bonuschest/6)).toFixed(0)>>
<<else>>
<<set $cupsizelevel to ((34+$musclesize/16+$bonuschest/6+(($bodyfat-127)/64)+$implantsize)-(32+$musclesize/16+$bonuschest/6)).toFixed(0)>>
<</if>>
<<if $bodyfat >127>>
<<set $cupsizelevel to ((34+$musclesize/16+$bonuschest/6+(($bodyfat-127)/10)+$implantsize)-(32+$musclesize/16+$bonuschest/6)).toFixed(0)>>
<<else>>
<<set $cupsizelevel to ((34+$musclesize/16+$bonuschest/6+(($bodyfat-127)/64)+$implantsize)-(32+$musclesize/16+$bonuschest/6)).toFixed(0)>>
<</if>>
<<set $chestsizenatural to ((34+$musclesize*3/32+$bonuschest/6+$strengthlevel/32+(($bodyfat-128)/32))*$height/172.5).toFixed(1)>>
<<set $chestsizeimplants to ((34+$musclesize*3/32+$bonuschest/6+$strengthlevel/32+(($bodyfat-128)/32)+$implantsize)*$height/172.5)>>
<<set $waistsize to ((26+$musclesize*3/128+$bonuswaist/24+$strengthlevel/128+(($bodyfat-128)/8))*$height/172.5)>>
<<set $hipssize to ((36+$musclesize*3/32+$bonuships/8+$strengthlevel/32+(($bodyfat-128)/8))*$height/172.5)>>
<<set $armssize to ((10+$musclesize*3/64+$bonusarms/12+$strengthlevel/64+(($bodyfat-128)/64))*$height/172.5)>>
<<set $thighssize to ((18+$musclesize*3/64+$bonusthighs/8+$strengthlevel/64+(($bodyfat-128)/16))*$height/172.5)>>
<<set $calvessize to ((12+$musclesize*3/64+$bonuscalves/12+$strengthlevel/64+(($bodyfat-128)/64))*$height/172.5)>>
<<set $weight to (($baseweight+$muscleweight+$bodyfat*0.3)*(Math.pow($height/172.5,3))).toFixed(1)>>
<</nobr>>